What's funny about this?

I'm trying to send a gift to my girl that I met on facebook. We never met face to face yet but hope to in the future as grown ups.We call each other and stuff. I live in Philly and she lives in Chester Pa. That not too far from where I live. But I want to send her a stuffed animal or teddy bear or something and send her mom some bedroom slippers. But I just NOW realized I forgot to ask her what size her mom wears. her mom don't like me cause I told her daughter to stop getting high off of nutmeg. You eat don't smoke and sniff sharpie. Cause that what i used to do. Her mom intercepted the text and didn't like me. But she forgot about that now. But what should I do? (now I found out her mom wears a 9)